For M and M

This post is for M and M, my two favourite colleagues in the whole world.
You guys are awesome, and I would hate for anything unpleasant to happen to either of you…

Therefore, I strongly advise you to stop throwing paper, stop helping me adjust my chair and my desk, and stop plotting against me. It is far better to be safe than sorry

I have read “The Art of War”, and I am NOT afraid to use it.